It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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