Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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