So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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