Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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