I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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