She is in my trunk
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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