i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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