I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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