I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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