I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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