Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I CAN MOONWALK!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
