fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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