No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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