So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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