whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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