it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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