Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
