Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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