the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I understand Curling. That high.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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