i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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