ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I had to cum in my sink.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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