Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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