is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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