he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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