i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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