I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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