Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
