id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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