So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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