after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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