ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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