i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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