seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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