When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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