Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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