out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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