Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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