just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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