i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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