Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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