well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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