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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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