I faked an abortion last night.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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