Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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