I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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