But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
