Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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