North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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