I don't think brook has ever known best
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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