can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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