I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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